me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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gay8:

when someone being rude AF but you can’t think of anything to shade them about at the moment…

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amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no
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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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I’m all ears

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deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

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volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you…

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