souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via pizza)

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  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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worldpeaces:

american horror story: my life

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radvillain:

girl: come over

me: download my mixtape

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: it’s droppin this summer 

(via condom)

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